Wednesday, January 30, 2008

FUNNY ERROR'S IN THE WORLD WINDOW "THE NEWS PAPERS"




The house was trimmed in pink, white and blue with babies hanging from the ceiling and nursing bottles galore.

The 53-year-old candidate for the Congress, now of Little Rock, was born on a farm in Kansas City 68 years ago.


Headline: SUSPECT TAKEN IN MIAMI JEWEL CASE

We are not responsible for errors in the Calfficied Ads.


To Mr. and Mrs. Ben M. , a son, 7 lbs. 12 oz. more to come more more mor.

We have received a new shipment of Arrow shirts for men with 16 necks.

We are happy to announce the engagement of Gene Kelly to Prince Rainier. He will now become a princess.

Smokers, the next time you light up, try Chesterfields if you really want a good choke.

Ann Landers will be glad to help you with your parents. Send them to her in care of this
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work After Death

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